Our friend Brad graciously gave us some bedroom furniture he needed to get out of his house after adding several people to his family all at once (thanks Brad!). It is nice furniture, it all matches, which is a totally new thing for us. It includes a long dresser, a short chest type thing, a desk with hutch, a night stand and a bed frame. Wow, a bed frame! It's a nice light wood, maybe maple or something, I'm not too sure. I'm obviously not a furniture aficionado. So the bed frame has a headboard, a foot board and wooden side-rails. The side rails fit in different slots depending on if the frame is for a full or a queen sizes mattress. While it was in Brad's house, it held a full sized mattress. So we finally get the time to set it up. I take off our queen sized mattress and box springs, take apart the old metal bed frame that came with the mattress, and bring in all the pieces to the new bed frame. I lay them out on the floor, and start putting them together. Everything so far is going well, it's a pretty easy job, the side-rails fit into the slots on the head and foot boards. Great. Now time to get the box spring and mattress. I get
Liesl and we lift the box spring up over the frame and gently place it into the frame... oh, wait it's a really tight fit. OK, I guess we need to drop it straight down instead of angling it in. Huh?? it doesn't seem to fit. What's going on? Out comes the box spring, and I measure. Nobody ever told me that a full sized mattress is shorter than a queen! The side-rails were made for the full, the head and foot boards can be used for either. Now I'm faced with using the old frame with just the head and foot boards. The old frame has no spot for a foot board, so that's out now too. So I focus on the headboard. There are screws included to fasten the headboard to a metal frame. Great. I'll just do that. I pull out the screws, remove the foot board, and the side rails, re-assemble the metal frame that came with the mattress originally and get to work on the headboard. The screws, however, also seem to be made for a full. The place where they go through the headboard is thicker at the queen setting, because they are going through the posts. Foiled again. I go to Home Depot (they should know me by first name now) and I look for screws. Would you believe that they did not have really what I needed? Because the screw head goes right where the mattress sits, the screw head needs to be flat (I guess it's more of a bolt than a screw)So I get some weird, I forget what they call them screws (bolts) and nuts. Not really sure if this is going to work. Then I think maybe I can find some queen sized side rails at a mattress store. I go to some discount mattress store and find some plain metal ones. not the nice wooden ones. But I'm still not sure that's what I want and this mattress store is going out of business so all sales are final. I'm not dropping $60 on something I'm not sure will work. So I go home, mope around because, once again, a project that should have taken an hour has now taken way longer. I discuss this with
Liesl and we decide to go for the metal rails. I measure and make sure I know how long the rails should be, I go back to the store and measure them in the store. Bring them home start assembling the head and foot boards to the rails. I hook 3 sides on and the fourth just doesn't want to go in right. The hook has to fit into a slot on the foot board and it is slightly bent outward. so it doesn't quite go in the slot. these things are hardened steel so there's no bending either. Finally, with
Liesl and I pushing as hard as we can, it wedges into the slot. and hooks onto to foot board. At last. A bed. A real bed,
Liesl is very excited. I'm exhausted. We put the box spring and mattress on. Finished. Forgot the dust ruffle, take off the mattress....
ughhhhhhh